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Bartpressed 

When someone uses a sad Bart simpsons as their profile picture.
Someone who claims to be depressed but the truth is, they lost progression on roblox tycoons.
Someone who has no idea what a depression is but wants to act all sad and quirky

This is usually seen in the age range 12-14, (14+ in rare case scenarios where the mfer needs to grow tf up.)
Guy1: Hey bro, do you know why Tony uses a sad Bart Simpsons as his pfp? Idk if i should be worried.
Guy2: Dont worry, he's Bartpressed he dont even know what depression is. Nothing but a loser tryna act sad.
Guy1: What a fucking loser.
Bartpressed by Pless September 11, 2021
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Bropression 

A condition of mutual emotional dejection and withdrawal shared by friends or close associates triggered by one or more failures (by either or both parties) to achieve sexual coupling with a desired partner or partners during a night of prolonged alcoholic consumption and/or entertainment; the sadness between the two is greater and more prolonged than that warranted by any objective reason.
You guys gotta deal with your bropression issues...
Bropression by JustShoveJayOhBe November 2, 2010

brobsessed 

the action of being an avid my life is bro reader and also living an extremely bro life.(drinking nattty, getting bro jobs, putting slampieces in their place, etc. etc.)
my bro kyle is brobsessed too! *fist bump
brobsessed by broginger December 2, 2010

beepressed 

Berry b benson is beepressed because Vanessa chose a human and not him.
beepressed by Seadaddyhayden August 14, 2019

Boypressed

When you are depressed about not having a boyfriend/boy in general
Ever since the break up I’ve been so boypressed”
Boypressed by victoria63 March 19, 2018

Bahpressed

A state of low-grade, grinding depression mixed with boredom, fatigue, and emotional numbness often shaped by systemic stress, daily micro-burdens, and the feeling of being stuck in a loop. Not dramatic sadness, just heavy, flat, and draining. African American depression. Black folks only experience, type shit
Example:
“Woke up tired, unmotivated, scrolling for no reason just bahpressed.”

depression, mood, burnout, slang, tired, numb
Bahpressed by DopeAdjacentDre January 31, 2026