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Brooktrout 

The facial expression someone makes when wowed or in awe of something or someone.
Bro my dick is so big that when Sarah saw it, she got brooktrout.
Brooktrout by Hunktunk April 14, 2019
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Cleveland Browntrout 

The act of shitting in one's fishtank. Usually done as revenge
That bitch gave me an STD, so I left her a cleveland browntrout
Cleveland Browntrout by Dale Moran February 16, 2009

brookbrutal 

1. a girl who thinks she is super scene.

2. someone who has a new boyfriend every week.

3. someone who changes their myspace default picture every hour.

4. a girl who takes scene girls' pictures from photobucket and claims it's them.

5. someone who lies about all the piercings they have/had.

6. a compulsive liar.

7. one who's toes resemble a human hand.

8. one who's teeth look like missing piano keys.

9. one word: dick sucking lips. wtf. ew.

10. someone with severely damaged hair on the verge of falling out due to excess dying.
1. "lyke omg you look SO brookbrutal".

2. "dude that's the 6th guy you've dated this week! Don't be a brookbrutal."

3. "Her default picture on myspace looks brookbrutalish."

4. "WTF that's not really her! She's brookbrutalifying."

5. "Uh, you never had your hips pierced in your life. Don't be such a brookbrutal."

6. "You lie like a brookbrutal."

7. "WTF is her foot a hand or what? It's pretty brookbrutaled."

8. "Damn did you get punched in the mouth? You look like a rough brookbrutal right now."

9. "If you don't stop S-ing some D you're going to be called a dirty brookbrutal."

10. "If you don't stop dying your hair, it will soon be brookbrutalified."
brookbrutal by wtfeverlsfsd June 9, 2009

Boneless Browntrout 

The biggest possible poop you can take.
DUDE check out this Boneless Browntrout!
Boneless Browntrout by Dr. Trout January 7, 2010
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