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broking up 

Are you sure you want to stop playing laser tag with Barney?

I dunno dude, i'm bad at broking up
broking up by lemonkoala October 17, 2012
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Ghost Broking

Is a type of insurance fraud targeting young first-time drivers or drivers with high insurance premiums, selling them invalid insurance policies, leaving them out of pocket and potential legal troubles. They lure them in by offers that are too good to be true.
“The police pulled him over and checked his details, only to discover he wasn’t insured. He lost his car and his licence because he had fallen victim to a ghost broking scam.”
Ghost Broking by Jamie BM June 20, 2026

booking it 

To perform an action at an increased rate of speed.
Example; "Jane knew she was going to be late for class, she knew her only chance to make it was to start booking it!"
booking it by DUECZ May 5, 2018
Male swimwear with a bikini bottom and shoulder strap. Designed to show off your small package in style.
Wow that guy looks really cute in his Brokini!
Brokini by JeremyVanlanda July 22, 2020

Brikings 

A series of male queefs, consisting of a rapid-fire brisk expulsion of penile flatulence. There is occasional drippage associated with this disorder.
1. "I went to make my mead, but the next thing I knew I had brikings in my shorts."
2. "I kept yelling over my wife until she handed me a fistful of my brikings medications."
3. "I don't drink commercial mead with sorbate because the flavor causes me a fit of the brikings."
Brikings by brianized2 July 15, 2021

booking up 

The act of meeting a girl and instead of getting her number, remembering her name and looking her up on Facebook. Then proceeding to masturbate to her. An alternate form of hooking up.
Man, I booked up with 3 girls last night!

I love booking up with chicks!
booking up by russian reversal November 10, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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