Brokenitis 

A disease that is caused by not having the any money

Signs of brokenitis

1.eating meals like sandwiches,noodles,beans with chopped hot dogs or any other struggle meal

2.you tell everyone you’re broke

3.you wear the same shoes everyday

4.you put water in you dishsoap

Gettjng a job can cure this disease

James:look at this guy over there,he wears that same bum ass outfit everyday

Carl:he has brokenitis James....

James:oh damn that’s fucked up

Brokenitis by Trickmahdick February 28, 2019

Brokeitis 

This is the disease that a lot of people face. Where you want to go do something and realize your broke. Usually chronic. Can only be cured by a better job or the lottery

Friend 1:Wanna go get a tattoo with me?
Friend 2: I would but I'm suffering from brokeitis

Brokeitis by RainbowJae June 26, 2012

bradenitis 

This is a mental ilnes for mentally retarded people generally associated with the name braden. One with bradenitis does a lot of bradenata and bradenataest. Side effects of this illness will be stupidity of the highest order and you will be a bit foxx ommok

The sun goes around the earth and I live on the moon

Oh no hope you are not suffering from bradenitis

bradenitis by Foxxilpufti July 17, 2020

brokitis 

Someone who has the inability to acquire money or has no money

I took this person to dinner and he told me he couldnt pay for his dinner, so I diagnosed him with brokitis, I'm worried about catching it

brokitis by Sarples May 27, 2019

Brokenicity

When a person is broke or poor and is trying to lay their poor problems on you. Word is only available if you are in the middle class and up.

Alejandro-“My Android fell and broke into pieces, can you pick up my battery?”
You-“Hell nah, don’t lay your brokenicity on me.”

Brokenicity by Bigbear6467 November 4, 2020

Brenitis

A medical condition caused by repeating an activity so much that you lose interest in it.

"After being in the Ark for 90 hours last week, feel like I don't wanna play any more"

"Ah, a classic case of Brenitis"

Brenitis by Lurker Lot June 10, 2022