Broken Barbie

A term typically given to an extremely attractive girl who, underneath the expensive make-up and perfectly manicured nails, is completely plagued by problems of anxiety, jealousy, selfishness and the complete inability of putting herself in the shoes of others. Her problems usually stem from a poor parenting, (usually) in a middle-class setting.

Roger: So, how did that date go with Sarah last week? She's incredibly stunning...

Karl: She's stunning alright - and completely fucked in the head! She's text me 46 times in the last 2 hours and has already threatened to cut my balls off if I don't send her flowers.

Roger: Sheesh... you've only known her for 2 weeks man. What a 'broken Barbie'.

Broken Barbie by Smullo December 25, 2016

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Broke Barbie

A drunk and deranged middle-aged woman who live streams on YouTube making threats against anyone she doesn’t like. Works as a nurse who admittedly uses drugs, and has the police called to her house every couple of months for domestic violence. AKA 90 Days On Blast, Nurse Ratchet, Drunk Eyeball, Busted on Blast

Broke Barbie is live again drunk and raging at people and grifting for money again.

Broke Barbie by YouTube Police January 25, 2024

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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