Broccoli Beef

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A Broccoli Beef is when someone rubs their bush against your cock

Dude, Sarah gave me a NASTY Broccoli Beef yesterday

Broccoli Beef by Zekey Pekey July 3, 2021

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Beef and Broccoli Bowl

A smoking pipe/bowl filled with High grade marijuana and Lower grade marijuana mixed together.

Dude 1: Yo you wanna match on a bowl? I got some dank.
Dude 2: I'm down but all I got is some mids right now.
Dude 1: Fuck it, lets smoke a beef and broccoli bowl
Dude 2: Worrd.

Beef and Broccoli Bowl by Itsalways420somewhere July 28, 2011

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beef and broccoli

An especially potent blend of two types of marijuana. One type being green and the other having a more brown appearance.

Northern Lights mixed with Chocolate Thai.

beef and broccoli by DunbladeKilla January 29, 2004

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Beef and Broccoli

A mixture of two types of cannibus, Regz and Chocolate. They take on the look of the Chinese food Beef and Broccoli.

Me: I got the Regz
BFF: I got the Chocolate
Me: Damn...
BFF: I smell Beef and Broccoli!

Beef and Broccoli by The Urbanette February 27, 2009

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beef and broccoli

A song by Immortal Technique attacking vegetarians/vegans for ruthlessly pushing their agenda on others.

You know, I don't criticize people for eating moss, then don't open your fucking mouth about my food, man. I like beef and broccoli, motherfucker.

(from the song)

beef and broccoli by www.AFTERTHOUGHT.cjb.cc December 6, 2006

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Beef and broccoli

Slang for smoking weed and eating munchies in Hawaii.

Hey brah, you like beef and broccoli with me?

Beef and broccoli by Kauai-kimo October 24, 2018

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beef and broccoli

For normal people, it's a dish
For dope people, it's where people bury people when people catch a body...under beef and broccoli AKA grass and dirt

"Beef is my struggle, broccoli is my weed
I go hungry and order me some beef and broccoli
and this heater's
gonna leave you underneath
some beef and broccoli
for those who don't know, that's grass and dirt
for caskets lying under grass and dirt"

-- Juelz Santana Freestyle under "F You" beat

beef and broccoli by big jens chisel July 28, 2006

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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