Bro-tein

The meal eaten directly following any bro workout. A supplement that turns ordinary dudes into bros

A bro stimulate that steps up their game in times of need

Dude #1: "Yo bro, check out dis chick she's a 10."

Dude #2: "Yeah bro man, you better take some bro-tein before you go up to her"

Dude #1: "Yes, good thinkin bro"

by Bro Nation Man February 28, 2008

bro-tein shake

a protein shake with ruffees and viagra in it.

"Want to chill, and maybe get some bro-tein shakes?"
-Chad Bro-Chill

by Cam Bro-Chill October 28, 2008

Brotein

The sticky white hot cocunut man pee that you shake from your bro's veiny tree of love and ingest as a hearty supplement to your daily calorie allowance.

I love the taste of Gary's Brotein, it gets me real pumped and is an essential ingredient in a Bromance.

by Pikey1079 January 8, 2015

Brotein Shake

In gay slang - Semen

"I am such a dairy queen, I just can't get enough of that brotein shake!"

by SubAtomicBear July 28, 2016

Brotein

A consumable protein shake your bros make you that cums from their balls

Andy: "Joseph just gave me a huge brotein shake in the shower, it was dripping off my chin."
Sean: "Damn, that mean you're ready for our workout, bro?"

by younghawks81 April 6, 2019

Brotein

A protein supplement taken by Football plays to dramatically increase chest size, add sex appeal, and look like total dicks to the Cross Country team.

(Football voice) "Dude pass some brotein, i haven't hade my 150 grams yet, im slacking."
"Have you atleast had some creatine?!"
"No."
"Holy shit, here have my muscle milk."

by Lakessss August 20, 2009

Brotein Shake

When you and your bro finish a hot sweaty gym session then trade blowjobs after the gym to release your tension. Added benefit of getting extra protein to fuel your muscle growth.

After the gym, my friend gave me a brotein shake straight from the tap. Delicious and my muscles are looking huge!

by Brotein69 August 14, 2022