Bro-Wall

also SEE: Bro-Walling

Bro-Walled

When a group of bro's form a wall at a concert and refuse to dance to any song but would rather just stand and watch with their arms folded shoulder to shoulder. Its termed bro-wall because this wall is between you and everyone having fun dancing yet they won't let you walk around them literally walling you out from the fun section of the crowd.

I was at the DEADMAU5 concert last night trying to dance in the pit up front when I was totally Bro-Walled by five frat guys.

Skrillex was awesome except for the fact 4 total bro's in front of us all wearing sperry's and polos were bro-walling us out of the group of hot girls dancing.

Bro-Wall by guywhohatesfrats February 26, 2012

Bro Wall

While walking in a large crowd with friends, you get separated due to a group of bros charging at you with a beer in their hands.

Wendy and Ryan were walking around at the baseball game when Wendy got bro walled and lost Ryan in the crowd.

Bro Wall by lameweeds June 16, 2010

Wallah Bro 

I swear to God brother.

Wallah bro I'm leaving Dearborn!

Wallah Bro by Ayre313 January 29, 2012

wallah bro 

They lurk among you. They live in your neighborhoods. They attend your masajid. You might be sitting next to one RIGHT NOW.

Wallah bros are the “Haraam Police,” AKA those dudes who have a sanctimonious need to correct anyone and everyone, even Masjid Aunties, on anything and everything.

Frequent topics of Wallah Bro criticism: your nail polish, your hijab, your pants, your shoes, your sleeve length, your eyebrows, your kohl, your laughter, your conversations

But what they love the most is policing women’s bodies , preaching for you to be modest while looking every woman up and down. when they leave islamic settings, they don't hesitate to check out, flirt with, or date non muslim women. The most important part of being a wallahbro is indulging in the haram themselves.

other favourite things for wallah bros to do: abuse their power, advocate for temporary marriage, polygamy and low mahr, make sexist jokes, obsess over hoor al ayn, all while lusting at other saying its in their nature - BUT controlling you in the name of protective jealousy.

wallah bro: “You should wear niqab, sister, Wallah, you’re a fitnah for the men"
wallah bro :"your first priority should be pleasing your husband, not going to work"
"I met him yesterday at the meeting, he was the biggest wallahbro i 've ever seen"

wallah bro by Ibrahimandayesha May 18, 2018