Bro head

Bro-head is when two normally heterosexual male friends perform oral sex on one another. Usually, it is fraternity types who fail to see the homosexual implications of this act.

Bro-head (a variation on Road head)

"We were just hanging out last night, playing X-box, having a few beers, listening to Coldplay, one thing led to another and BAM!! Bro-head.

Bro 1. Yo, I'm really stressed out and my girlfriend is out of town, I need some bro head.

Bro 2. Oh, let me take care of that. You know I always got your back.

by dpac101 January 5, 2008

Bro Hammer Head Shark

-A statement at the end of a conversation with the purpose of confusing everyone who hears it.
-A brother of a hammer head shark.

"Aiight dawg I'll catch you later, Bro hammer head shark!"

by Notrub acissej Ol ymerej March 10, 2010

Bro Headache

1. A mild inconvenience for the average human being, a bro headache is a major pain in the ass for for a young, well-off male. Bro headaches include filing TPS reports and other mundane bullshit, providing any sort of authorized/signed documentation for any reason at all, rescheduling any event, giving any sort of presentation at work, going to work dinners, going on dates with a long time girlfriend, or just anything that doesn't involve maximum drinking or relaxation. In many cases, bro headaches will go on ignored until someone else goes out of their way to fix it for you. If a bro accumulates too many bro headaches at once, this can lead to a bro funk.

2. An actual headache, as in a pain in your head, induced by drinking, smoking, and heavy cocaine use. These generally occur on Sundays and Mondays. They can be alleviated by a glass of scotch or pounding several after-work beers. Benders also temporarily delay this type of bro headache.

Bro, I got hammered and was doing a bunch of lines last night and now my boss wants me to give a presentation this afternoon on the work I should have been doing over the weekend. It's chill, cause I'm a serious bro, but it's a major bro headache in any case. On top of that I have a bro headache from the partying I was doing.

by SenorCantos September 24, 2012

heady bro

a bro who is down for most anything entertaining, especially recreational drugs. a believer that everyone must chill the fuck out and have a good time.

I'm sure he'll have nugs. Don't worry about it, he's a heady bro.

by Kiffenzeit February 28, 2009

heady bro

1) a derogatory term to denote one who is overly occupied in the pursuit of 'headiness.'
2) one who displays a penchant for 'dankness'
3) one who does not display a cohenent grasp of reality

"Wow... that guy just ate a blotter sheet of acid! What a heady bro!"

by Lvl. 7 Vocab Mage May 30, 2006

brohead

A man who follows every trend, refers to his freinds only as bro, wears pink, watches too much MTV and who's conduct can be described only as general douchebaggery.

I refuse to be friends with Tom, he is a complete brohead.

by semperjim January 30, 2009