The act of bro fisting consists of several steps. First, one must get the bro
drunk. This usually takes 3 Zimas, or 10 Smirnoff ices.
Once
drunk the bro's pants are pulled down to his ankles, and he is bent over the arm of a couch.
At this point the bro
may fight back, so one must turn on a Dave Mathews album to pacify them.
Next, lube up your left hand and arm, all the way up to the elbow.
Force your fist into the bro'
s anus, starting first with two fingers and then slowly stretching the opening until it'
s loose enough to take the whole fist and arm.
Slide the arm in all the way to the elbow, and then make a fist in their colon.
Turn your knuckles 90 degrees counter clockwise.
Congratulations, you have completed your first bro fisting!
