The act of bro fisting consists of several steps. First,
one must get the bro
drunk. This usually takes
3 Zimas, or 10 Smirnoff ices.
Once
drunk the bro's pants are pulled down to his ankles, and he is bent over the arm of a couch.
At this point the bro may fight back, so
one must turn on a Dave Mathews album to pacify them.
Next, lube up your left hand and arm, all the way up to the elbow.
Force your fist into the bro'
s anus, starting first with two fingers and then slowly stretching the opening until it's
loose enough to take the whole fist and arm.
Slide the arm in all the way to the elbow, and then make a fist in their colon.
Turn your knuckles 90 degrees counter clockwise.
Congratulations, you have completed your first bro fisting!
