bro train 

The male equivalent of a ho train. 3 or more bros chillin together, working the beer pong table, and playing Mario Kart.

There is generally a conductor who can be identified by such aggressive phrases as "Where's your beer bro?" and "Come on bro, one more round!" The opposite of this is the caboose, who tags along at the end of train, asking where the train is going and getting paper towels for the pong table.

"What are you doing tonight?"
"Oh you know, the bro train is rolling over and we're going to power hour or maybe play bet your liver"

bro train by Broham Brosef March 1, 2008

Bro Train 

Any Long Island Rail Road train that leaves Penn Station any time between 10:00PM and 4:30AM on Thursday, Friday, Saturday or Sunday night that is packed to the brim with guidos and other assorted bros and hos whom are all wasted and shouting at each other (and anyone else on the train who isn't a bro) for the entirety of the trip.

Named after the fact that said bros usually start and finish every sentence with "Bro!", such as in "Bro bro bro! Bro, that skank totally wanted to bang you bro!"

Most bro trains are delayed at Jamaica Station because of fights that break out on the train.

Avoid the bro train at all costs!

"Fuck, there's no way I'm getting out of the city without taking the bro train! Can I crash at your apartment for a few hours?"

Bro Train by Phoojoeniam June 15, 2008

Bro Train 

When a bunch of bros follow bros with the hook-ups to a party. Usually done in a college setting

Hey man, I don't have anything to do tonight. Can I bro train with you and your bros tonight?

Bro Train by Orlandoman54 March 2, 2009

Bro Train 

A collective people better known as Bro's

Whal3r, Keenan, LLamazing and especialy Razerzzedge are official members of the Bro Train! The Ultimate Shitters!

Bro Train by Llamzing Suga February 20, 2023

Bro Grind Train 

The phenomenon where a grind train consists of all bros and one or no females. Resulting in straight guys grinding on each other in a train. Usually in a party with too many bros and not enough girls.

AKA: BGT

Dude, lets go to another party, everyone is just in a Bro Grind Train here.

Bro Grind Train by School boyz November 13, 2010

bro ho train 

a train of men ("bro's") who are treated much like the female version of a hoe. usually all relationships are kept under wraps so as to not necessarily let each man know they're being "played."

"Jen's always conducting the bro ho train when she doesn't have a boyfriend. she gives me a reason to live brah"

bro ho train by cosmiccharlie January 13, 2008