Brian Boitano

A well recognized and accomplished U.S. Figure Skater. He is also known for his miraculous feat of setting the world record for the number of spicy chicken wings eaten in one hour (Avagadro's Number of chicken wings).

Person #1 to Brian Boitano: Don't eat those chicken wings Brian!!! They're spicy!!

*one hour passes*

Person #2: I've never seen a man eat so many chicken wings.

I'VE NEVER SEEN A MAN EAT SO MANY CHICKEN WINGS!!!!!

Brian Boitano by The Vindicator of the Damned August 11, 2008

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Brian Boitano

A magical superhero iceskater man. His many heroic feats include

1. Doing two salchows AND a triple lutz, while wearing a blindfold.
2. Using his magical firebreath to defeat evil grizzly bears in the Alps and save the maidens fair.
3. Travelling through time to the year 3010, in order to defeat the evil robot king, and save the human race again.

"What Would Brian Boitano Do?" --Stan Marsh, "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut"

Brian Boitano by bottles98 December 28, 2005

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brian boitano

The guy who steals your ass spoone if you get really drunk.

"BRAIN BOITANO STOLE MY ASS SPOONE!"
yup, he's smashed

brian boitano by anti February 9, 2005

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Brianboitano

1.A diva or divo in his or her own right. Has an exaggerated sense of self-importance. requiring a great deal of attention and excessive effort to maintain beauty, style and image.

2.One who humors themselves by using old clichés to pwn n00bs in Onibasu.

"God, he's such a Brianboitano! He even has a Sex in the City ringtone!"

Brianboitano by [General Chat .1] January 9, 2009

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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