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Brewstaurant

A brewery with a restaurant attached, producing beer for not just for onsite consumption, but also distribution.
This isn't a brewpub, it's a brewstaurant.
by Brewer Pete November 21, 2014
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brewstaurant

A restaurant that brews their own beer, i.e. Hops™.
"Say Joe, after the meeting you want to go to the local brewsteraunt for a drink?"
by SynthBaron October 4, 2003
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breastaurant

A restaurant specializing not in food but rather in featuring female servers' bodies, usually with an emphasis on breasts. Training ground for exotic dancers. Ex: Hooters, Twin Peaks, Yo Mama's, Bombshells, Bikinis, Tilted Kilt. Wednesday is often Family Night, with discounts for the young'uns.
It's Wednesday, which breastaurant would you kids like to go to for dinner? Your father will be here to pick you up at 6:00 p.m.
by The Wendolyne August 29, 2020
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breastaurant

A restaurant, such as Hooters, that serves both food and breasts.
Hey Dad, since Mom is out of town, can we go to the breastaurant?
by Ants July 18, 2003
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brestaurant

1. A restaurant such as Hooters where scantily clad waitresses have their frontal assets on display, tits on a tray if you will.

2. A local nosh house, preferably of the dive variety, where a well-endowed serving wench is want to lean suggestively over your food. See motorboating.

3. A meal meat market.
After Dave came out, his dad tool him to a brestaurant to show him the error of his ways.
by debacle Shokker May 12, 2008
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breastaurant

A male-oriented restaurant where the servers' bodacious, natural cleavage is never on the menu--but always in voluminous supply. Daisy Dukes in various forms (denim, khaki, Lycra) function to round out the servers' assets.

Openly admiring these women is an unspoken, but completely sanctioned, activity by all parties involved: owners, managers, servers, and patrons.

(With apologies to Yoda), "The force of booblevision is strong yes?"

Breastaurants are in a class by themselves. They are certainly above the mainstream in terms of atmosphere, but will never be considered fine dining by pretentious elitists who value "ambiance" (pronounced OM-bee-ahnse) over ample portions of, well... everything.

Breastaurant atmosphere is both fun and titillating. It gives new meaning to the phrase: "Let's head to the mountains!" Likewise, the food is a carnivore's delight.

As such, breastaurants send out a vibe that wards off feminists, vegans, and queer men in a TWO block radius.

See also: brestaurant, breastraunt.
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The Metroplex area really has it going on when it comes to breastaurant selection.

Between Twin Peaks, Bone Daddy's and Hooters, one can keep abreast of some of the finest female forms that America has to offer world humanity. Breastaurants should be declared "UNESCO World Heritage" sites.

UNESCO DELEGATE: "I agree! Twins, twins everywhere, it's a bodacious breastacular!

In my country of Crapistan the waitresses all wear BURQAS for Pete's sake! Oy vey."
by One Stark Reality May 26, 2009
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Breastaurant

A restaurant that employs scantily clad female servers
Richard: I took my girlfriend out to that new restaurant downtown, but it turns out its acutally a Breastaurant! Now she won't even speak to me.
Shawn: Dude.
by Aranwion October 17, 2008
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