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bedboard 

The only item in every hotel room that will keep two straight guys from bumping into eachother while sleeping in bed together...otherwise known as an ironing board.
Get the bedboard board you greasy goose, I don't want my leg hair grazing yours in bed.
bedboard by Sugar_Bear November 4, 2013
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Piss-take of bredrin or bredren, means mate.
Thafe bredbin, lets bust outta here before they realise we're not black.
bredbin by bigdave December 30, 2003
Brake company. Makers of possibly the highest quality brakes. As used by top car firms such as Ferrari, BMW, Mercedes etc
Dude check out those awesome Brembo 8 pots. Red calipers the lot- sweet
brembo by Mo Mowlem September 29, 2004

Boredbooking 

Repeatedly going onto Facebook due to extreme mind-numbing boredom at work. Unfortunately, this actually increases the level of boredom felt, leaving the person experiencing more boredom than they had before they went there in the first place.
"I'm bored, I'ma check my Facebook."
"Ok done here."
"sigh......sooooo booooored......anything new on Facebook?"

"Damn man you're Boredbooking."

"Fuck this job."

Boredbooking
Boredbooking by 2weeksnotice September 1, 2010

bedbounce 

Using the springiness of the bed during sex to increase the speed of intercourse.

The woman is usually on the bottom for this maneuver, face up or face down, while the man grabs the woman’s hips and forcefully pushes and pulls her into and from the bed. Timing is such that the man makes use of the compression of the springs in the bed so as to launch the woman’s pelvis or buttocks into his for maximum speed and impact. This process is repeated as fast as humanly possible.
"I love pounding the pussy, so I bedbounced her."
bedbounce by Neil2me October 9, 2011
Also known as brendina when on a period, he believes that sailing is a sport (it’s not) and he does not know what the poop sock is. He has never touched his peepee, and is homophobic and secretly gay at the same time. He reads many books about sex but does not know what they mean. He probably likes sucking toes. He’s got the thiccest calves in the entire world but is the kid that would wear a swim shirt. He drops his 1000 lb backpack everywhere, and it has been stolen at least 29 times and counting. Most likely to stay a virgin for life and be recasted for the role of 40 yr old virgin (he says version btw). Will grow a 1970s pervert mustache and whenever he dosent understand something he will hit you with all his strength which is exactly nothing.
A natural Bredon in his wild habitat will cry over his 99% on his math test and will succ the teachers small peepee to get a 100
Bredon by Nbenisasnack81 October 21, 2019
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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