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Bleakend 

N. A term used to describe an unsatisfactory weekend in which one spends the entire time indoors, not accomplishing anything, as opposed to spending the weekend engaging in social activities or achieving previously set goals.
Person 1: "I spent my weekend losing weight, having copious amounts of sex with a plethora of various attractive women, and becoming one step closer to curing AIDS. What'd you do?"

Person 2: "I slept and played video games while never leaving my house or witnessing sunlight. It was your typical bleakend."
Bleakend by DeFoFaSho September 8, 2011
A weekend devoted to sniffing beak every night, usually a Thursday-Sunday routine.
Have a happy beakend, everyone!
beakend by beakend March 18, 2014

bleakender 

A weekend away with the boys for the express purpose of seeing who can do the bleakest sex act; normally involves fat women (20 stone plus), excessive alcohol, pearl necklaces, wingmaning, dirty sanchez and copious amounts of 80's music
DA has to listen to Rick Astley on JF's iPod to cover the noise of fatty fucking on the bed next to him at the big bleakender 2009
bleakender by tito the topper February 4, 2010

Breakedge Kid 

kids who encourage drinking, casual sex, and drugs, and reject the self-righteous bullshit of sXe kids
"Hey nick, wanna drink tonight?"

"nah man, I'm straighedge"

"thats pretty gay, have some vodka and stop sucking dick in the circle pits"

"ok, I'll stop being so lame and drink a little, plus theres this wicked hot slut that offered to have butt sex with me beneath the staircase at school"

"thats what I'm talking about, now you're a breakedge kid!"

Spring Breaked 

When a friend of yours ruins your chances with a girl you're trying to get.
Isaac spring breaked Ryan with Summer
Spring Breaked by Hamez19117 April 10, 2017

Breakenstein 

I device used to smoke marijuana that has been broken and repaired numerous times, usually resulting in a deformed yet functional piece.
This piece has been broken so many times, we should call it Breakenstein.
Breakenstein by Noj-noj January 13, 2009