Noun: 1) Any four consecutive days off of school or work but must include a Saturday or Sunday. Anything more than is considered a break, while anything less is a weekend.
2) Thursday-Sunday
3) Friday-Monday
2) Thursday-Sunday
3) Friday-Monday
by Breakend Barbarian April 19, 2009
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Person 1: "I spent my weekend losing weight, having copious amounts of sex with a plethora of various attractive women, and becoming one step closer to curing AIDS. What'd you do?"
Person 2: "I slept and played video games while never leaving my house or witnessing sunlight. It was your typical bleakend."
Person 2: "I slept and played video games while never leaving my house or witnessing sunlight. It was your typical bleakend."
by DeFoFaSho September 8, 2011
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Get the beakend mug.A weekend away with the boys for the express purpose of seeing who can do the bleakest sex act; normally involves fat women (20 stone plus), excessive alcohol, pearl necklaces, wingmaning, dirty sanchez and copious amounts of 80's music
DA has to listen to Rick Astley on JF's iPod to cover the noise of fatty fucking on the bed next to him at the big bleakender 2009
by tito the topper February 4, 2010
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"Hey nick, wanna drink tonight?"
"nah man, I'm straighedge"
"thats pretty gay, have some vodka and stop sucking dick in the circle pits"
"ok, I'll stop being so lame and drink a little, plus theres this wicked hot slut that offered to have butt sex with me beneath the staircase at school"
"thats what I'm talking about, now you're a breakedge kid!"
"nah man, I'm straighedge"
"thats pretty gay, have some vodka and stop sucking dick in the circle pits"
"ok, I'll stop being so lame and drink a little, plus theres this wicked hot slut that offered to have butt sex with me beneath the staircase at school"
"thats what I'm talking about, now you're a breakedge kid!"
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