Break Your Face Off is a
party phenomenon sweeping the nation. Break Your Face Off'
s are characterized by typical
party elements, fueled by reckless consumption of hedonistic proportions. BYFO's typically upgrade ashtrays to buttbuckets, and a large pot, kettle, or trash can is often placed outside the house in
case of partying TOO
hard. Mature adults who consider themselves too mature for college style partying always succumb to the allure of the BYFO nature.
Breaking off one's face correlates to the level of ridiculous consumption. For example, a wine and cheese night would be considered a Stub-Your-Toe, even if all attending frequently
Break Their Faces Off
Possible consequences include: sleeping 'til 5 p.m. the next
day, crazed kitchen cleaning while clutching tequila, and malicious mamacitas mixing margaritas
"Break
Your Face Off at my place tonight!"
"What should we bring?"
"Bring
beer, not pants"
"Are you having another Break Your Face Off
soon?"
"Yeah, once I get the hole in the drywall patched up from last night"
