Bread's In The Oven

When you have a large meal that doesn't settle well in your stomach. You start to feel a bad trip to the bathroom coming.

Man, I think I should have skipped the volcano sauce on the tacos. Now the bread's in the oven.

by JRoth827 August 15, 2010

Bread in da oven

A man that gets his woman pregnant.

yo homeslice.. I'ma be a dad in 5 months time cuz my girl told me that she has bread in da oven!!

by Genovix July 03, 2008

bread oven

A bread oven is when a guy is having anal sex with a girl, and switches to the vagina without washing off or changing the condom (whichever applies). This is meant to intentionally give her a yeast infection.

John Spivey gave that chick he didn't like a bread oven!

by thejesusgod September 05, 2006

Take the bread out of the oven

A phrase used in the kitchen when you need to excuse yourself to go number two.

Cook: "Hey Chef, I need to run downstairs and take the bread out of the oven!"

Chef: "What the hell? We don't have an oven downst... ooooooh. Light a match when you're done."

by bblack1220 October 29, 2009

Taking the garlic bread out of the oven

To be off your tits on e's or meth.
BACKSTORY: We saw one of our mates who was 6 Kinds of Wednesdays at a rave and we told him to come to another room with us. However he thought he was still working at his pizza shop and responded with, "Yeah guys in a sec. Just gotta take the garlic bread out of the oven." Cunt was fucked.

"Fuck man look at Shauns eyes, he's clearly taking the garlic bread out of the oven."
OR
"Yeah I see Shaun here every week, he's always taking the garlic bread out of the oven."

by babom July 18, 2007

Banana Bread Oven

the act of having oral sex with your partner's scrotum and a banana at the same time, thus smushing the banana all over your partner's scrotum.

Gay Man1: Dude, how was it with Johnny last night?

Gay Man2: Man, it was the best sex ever. He even gave me the Banana Bread Oven when i requested just a handsy.

Gay Man1: No way dude really?

Gay Man2: YES WAY!!

by JstARegGuy July 07, 2011

put my french bread in your dutch oven

Having oral sex.

Can i put my french bread in your dutch oven?

by Broski Jagerbombsman August 30, 2010