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Brazilian Flapjacks

The act of Blowing one's money shot on their female partner's stomach poolside and letting it bake in the sun. The partner will then return later and peel off the cumjack and feed it to the craving slut
Met this chick at the pool the other day, gave her a ride on the bonecoaster and covered her in Brazilian Flapjacks so she would have some protein for later.
Brazilian Flapjacks by HASMSP August 27, 2013
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brazilian flapjack 

This is where you are doing a female from behind and bust a nut on her back. Let the semen dry to that of a flake and make her eat it.
I wanted to have my girl try a new breakfast food so I made her a brazilian flapjack.

brazillian flapjack 

When a male ejaculates on a females back...lets it dry then peels it off and feeds it to her
My boo always complains that i never take her out to a nice dinner...so I gave her a brazillian flapjack.

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016