Brandtfaced

To get so blacked out drunk you end up shirtless at a strip club and pay $15 to slay a larger than life ebony stripper behind the dumpster of said establishment. Additionally waking up the next morning craving mimosas, Taco Bell, followed up by a fine scotch.

“Hey Tom where did you go last night?” Tom: ” I don’t know I got so Brandtfaced I ended up with a black eye and a cumstain on the front of my pants!”