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Brandon Alan

One of the coolest motherfuckers you will EVER meet, giving, caring, a truly one of a kind man..... AND HAS A BIG DICK!!
by brealualraedyknow January 7, 2012
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BrandonPlant

A really bad freshman roommate who uses the floor as a chair and his bed as a desk..? This person rarely showers and has the most annoying voice ever! Favorite word is "ok" and somehow manages to get a girlfriend by stalking her. Has a collection of condoms yet not one of them has ever been used. The first time he ever got a handjob he forgot to warn her and she said she would NEVER do it again! Sorry kid, looks like your a virgin for life!
Dude, that BrandonPlant is one smelly stalker!!
by Bport012 March 31, 2009
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brandonplank

Typically used to refer to someone who is racist and/or supports slavery. Lacks any form of common sense and will manipulate others to prove a point.
Wow, that dude is such a BrandonPlank!

He was pretending to be trans? What a BrandonPlank...
by ThisMFRacist January 25, 2021
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