Branch Boy

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A thin, twig like boy, who is White and often acts In a prejudiced manner. He is usually very stupid and rude, and seems to think he’s better than everyone else.

-‘Can you believe that!! That was so dumb, why would he say something like that about her?’
-‘Ugh. What a Branch Boy. Imagine BEING a Branch Boy. Couldn’t be me.’

Branch Boy by PythonMister November 27, 2019

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Blanch boy

Blanch boys are evil dogs that fight at every party and harass girls on the daily. They are demonic bastards that should be locked in a insane asylum

Girl the reason why his dick is small is cause he’s an evil blanch boy

Blanch boy by Man like joey October 18, 2021

brunch boy

The guy you sleep with between relationships. A female empowered term which refers to a fun guy to drink mimosas and have sex with who isn’t a jerk about it and isn’t gonna mess up your dinner plans.

"How is Michael?"
"I dumped him after I found out he was cheating!"
"Oh no! So are you dating anyone new?"
"Of course not! But I found a great brunch boy to get me back in the game"

brunch boy by That Boswell Guy April 20, 2017

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Gay Boy Brunch

When straight girls ( and sometimes their straight boyfriends or husbands too ) meet up with their gay friends for brunch on Sunday.

" Girl.... we are all meeting up at La Peep for Gay Boy Brunch at 1:00 ".

After a night out on the town Saturday we all met up forGay Boy Brunch on Sunday!

Gay Boy Brunch by Trixieqtii May 22, 2009

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blanch boys

An unknown species from a ratchet area named blanch who are TRASH!!!
They also manipulate the gyaldem to giving them uck, job and twap #sickosssss

Their so full of themselves

They don’t buy bread and milk for their mumzys in the local shop?!

Blanch boys have brought beef to the motive.

blanch boys by Murphyluke111 August 13, 2019

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BLANCH BOYS!

A blanch boy will get with your whole friend group and the average blanch fellah will post hmu TikTok’s with a video of them in there das car

“Don’t go for blanch boys!”

BLANCH BOYS! by User125203837199 April 5, 2023

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Blanch boys

A bunch of broke bums that swear they’re all that but are really broke. They bring beef to every motive and event count on blanch boys to get the motive shut down. Also the biggest begs and pedos all the blanch boys love underage girls. They will beg to jeet and blackmail you if you don’t jeet them

Keisha: “the motive I was at got locked off by guards”

Becky: “yea I heard blanch boys came and started beef over 5 euro”

Keisha: “typical broke bums”

Blanch boys by franklinsaint March 15, 2024

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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