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Neglected brain-matter 

Its when parts of your brain go mush and stuff. It is abbreviated as NBM
Guy with NBM: "You smell like turkey. I'm a Train."
Other Guy: "Woah man, you got a serious case of Neglected brain-matter!"
Neglected brain-matter by n00bs4sale September 5, 2016

BRAIN WASTE MATTER 

EMOTIONS that are SHIT from the BRAIN which is toxic. One song TRIPS A 404 EXCEPTION that is on the record is useful SHIT from the brain toxic and nontoxic.
This is , "off the record" , I am , " A FUCKING IDIOT" , is BRAIN WASTE MATTER , as I said the wrong things as it is OK to be homosexual , but my STrIPE got me into black and white difficulties. On the record EMOTIONS SAMANTHA SANG, LOSING MY RELIGION REM and BLACK AND WHITE THREE DOG NIGHT is BRAIN WASTE MATTER as they are useful which is ART and INFAMY together.

Brain-Masterbation 

Telling yourself you're right while ignoring actual facts.
In his delusional state, Cambo prefered his Brain-Masterbation and was completely unaware of the actual fact that he was sitting in a burning house.

Brain-Masterbation 

When your brain is forced into doing somthing it dosent want to out of habbit, compulsery, or obligation.
Work staring at your computer, Class, Listning to your boss, ringing people up at the grochery store.
Brain-Masterbation by HOJIT November 7, 2003

Shit-Brain-Cock-Master 

Used in a comical way, someone who his not only dumb, but a faggot
Bob "Like my sexy Mac Book Air"

Eddie "Lol that makes you a shit-brain-cock-master
Shit-Brain-Cock-Master by f.u.k April 29, 2009

brainmaster 

when a dumb slut of a woman (aka any woman outside my family) is so good at giving brain (head) that she becomes the highly coveted brainmaster.

brainmasters can be somewhat of a nuisance when you get hordes of ugly fat woman who stink like shit trying to suction their gross ass mouth that still has bits of their last mcdonalds binge eating fest on your dick.
man: *cums in brainmasters mouth* holy shit, dis bish mus be sum sorta brain master or sum shit.
brainmaster: yes, i am a brainmaster.
brainmaster by anonymous February 24, 2023
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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