Brad Keselowski

A literal god among the human race, the 2010 NASCAR Xfinity series Champion, 2012 NASCAR Cup Series Champion, 39 time Xfinity series winner, 34 time Cup Series winner, Southern 500, CocaCola 600, Brickyard 400 winner. KAM Solutions CEO. Unfortunately he has been repeatedly been denied a Daytona 500 victory. His acheles heel.

Person one: Hey did you see how Brad Keselowski contended for the win yesterday?
Person Two: I sure have, afterall he is a literal god

Brad Keselowski by WATAMATE February 15, 2021

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Also known as horse face. Neigh!!

Wrecked Jeff Gordon at Texas in 2014. Knocked him out of the chase because he couldn't see over his horse snout.

NASCAR fan #1: Did you see what Horse Face did??
NASCAR fan #2: yeah, uncalled for. Probably because Brad Keselowski's horse snout got in the way.

brad keselowski by Nascar2488 May 22, 2016

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Brad Keselowski

The act of winning this race.

'Brad Keselowski won this race.' - Larry McReynolds

Brad Keselowski by StanTheManG December 9, 2024

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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