Boxsex

Having sex in a box. Most commenly when a man or woman is homless and living in a box and a someone sees them and they end up making love in his/her box.

"That homless guy is really sexy, I'm going to go have boxsex with him"

"That guy totally just had boxsex with that girl"

by Holly Heaton February 18, 2010

Boxset Boyfriend

A character you genuinely fall in love with while binge watching a series

"Did you watch Prison Break last night? T-Bag is my boxset boyfriend"

by Vivalaleslo January 31, 2018

boxsexual

To be sexually attracted to boxes.

"That came in a sexy box"
"You what??"
"Oh didn't you know? I'm a boxsexual"

by Well Box human September 20, 2017

bloxsexual

When people are attracted to roblox characters and actively looks on rule34 roblox.

jake: ohmygod roblox cardboard porn is so hot.

Michael: Lmfao you are a bloxsexual.

jake: I guess I am.

Michael: you are a degenerate.

by JuulKing December 4, 2020

boxset bully

Person who pushes you to watch huge quantities of their favorite TV show by offering to lend you the massive DVD boxset.

Applies to: Lost, The Wire, Band of Brothers, Battlestar Galactica, West Wing, Heroes , Dexter, Family Guy etc

No, I've not seen The Wire. I'm sure the script is superb, but I'm not willing to spend a week watching all 60 episodes, you boxset bully.

by TheWireIsAwesome April 2, 2009

Box Sex

When the receiving sexual partner, typically a female, is intentionally put inside a box for sexual purposes. The box is usually shut in such a way that the person inside can't escape without assistance, and there is usually a small air hole and a bigger "Sex Hole" where the vagina/anus is located. A Sex Box is normally used in a situation where a receiving partner wishes to be "used" by multiple people, and the box allows them to both be traded like "property" and allows the person on the outside to "use" him/her without caring about their looks, since all they see is the vagina and/or anus. Some variants include a mouth hole, and more permanent housing.

Guy 1: Where's your girlfriend?
Guy 2: Her and I had box sex last night.
Guy 1: So is she still in the box?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: Really? Can I borrow your sex box?
Guy 2: Sure, I don't mind sharing her.

by Super Girl 13 December 10, 2012

boxset bastard

A person who thinks you're a boxset bully or is not willing to watch a TV show you highly recommend.

You're a boxset bastard.

by DaleCooper October 24, 2010