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Bowlo-tie 

When you put a bowl on a plate that has food in it and you want to announce to everyone else so they don’t knock it over
Bowlo-tie”,
“Bowli-tie
Bowlo-tie by Pdorrance May 10, 2018
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bolo tie 

When a man wraps another man’s ballsack around his penis and proceeds to thrust into the ballsack until he ejaculates.

To an objective observer the two men’s penises hanging side-by-side with the ballsack in the middle resemble the classic Western necktie.
Dude 1, “Hey, what are you doing with my ballsack?”

Dude 2, “Wrapping it around my penis, after which I will proceed to thrust into it until I ejaculate.”

Objective observer, “Oh, a bolo tie. Classy.”
bolo tie by martinslips June 6, 2016
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Bolo Tie 

When a bi-curious guy fantasizes about holding another guy's hand in public before taking him home and wrapping his scrotum around the other guy's shaft and making him cum inside his stretched out ball sac because he's not yet ready for anal.
Casey gave Ian a Bolo Tie last night. He finally got to wear it in public.
Bolo Tie by venuswentaway May 28, 2022

Cleveland Bolo-Tie 

This is a sexual act. It is performaned when man sits on the womans, tucks his balls under his chin and then allows the penis to lay all the way down her chest to, at least, her naval.

This act can only be performed by men who have extremely generous of legth and limited girth.
"I met this girl name Sally at a rodeo. Sally said she liked my tie and wished she could have one just like it. We then went to the bedroom, took our clothes off and I gave her a tie alright: a cleveland bolo-tie, that is. She had a little trouble breathing while I sat on her face, but the pictures were priceless."
Cleveland Bolo-Tie by SuperTemiken January 2, 2010

bolo tie 

A short tie comprised of a piece of string brought together by a decorative circle device. The loop created goes around your neck and excess string hangs down. Popular in the South West.
People from the East that wear bolo ties suck
bolo tie by BoloT May 26, 2009

syrian bolo tie 

When a man has visually messy anal sex with another person. After the deed is done, the man takes off his poo smeared condom and gently paints a bolo tie (of his poo) on the catchers chest region. Simulating a bolo tie, made of poop.
Dude bro, I totally gave that guy a syrian bolo tie after anal sex last night. That guy was soooo gay.
syrian bolo tie by persian poop January 17, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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