Bowlegged 

The semicircular shape a female's legs are left in after receving an extraordinary dicking

Dude 1: so dude what happened with that chick last night?
Dude 2: I left her so bowlegged she cant walk in a straight line
Dude 1: sweet

Bowlegged by santiago nonuts August 7, 2010

bowlegged 

Defines those that walk around with their balls in parenthese.

Wow! That dude sure is bowlegged. His knees curve outward further than his shoulders are wide!

Tendency to swagger when walking is caused by bowed legs!

bowlegged by gewamo August 21, 2006

bowlegged 

What you call people with knees over 8 inches apart.

1st. Person: "Hark! What manner men are these, that walk around with their balls in parenthese?"
2nd. Person: "Those are bowlegged men for sure!"

3rd Person: "Oh wow! I slept with a bowlegged female last night! It was great! No boney knees in the way!

4th Person: "Bowlegged folks wobble, swagger, and hootie-scoot when they walk."

bowlegged by gewamo September 12, 2006

bowlegged 

Hoe. brasen hussy. fertal loins

on Maury Povich.
Guy: It ain't my baby.
Maury: why not?
Guy: She bowlegged.

bowlegged by johnnyrotten November 8, 2007

Bowlegged women 

Actual - A women who's knee's do not touch while their feet are.
Slang - Calling a women a slut. / Women who is a sex addict.

Here's to swimming with bowlegged women.

Bowlegged women by Scorpion Reaper July 6, 2024

left/made bowlegged 

a position in sex where you have knocked knees and if affects your pleasure.

daaaang man, i got so left/made bowlegged last night i couldn't stand up straight for a month.

left/made bowlegged by psychicgirl January 10, 2009

bootlegged

adjective; desribes something that isn't real or doesn't work properly, also doesn't look or sound good.

Yo Caleb's haircut is looking mad bootlegged yo.

bootlegged by O Negative June 16, 2007