A bower is another term for 'lanky freak' who cannot handle excessive amounts of alcohol, wears dangly earrings to over compensate for his small rugby roger and runs around completely naked when told by his mates. His typical mating call is 'comeee on' or 'ya bastard'. Usually, bowers are loyal vegans however when they find Shrewsbury meat, all loyalty goes out the window.
by XxxxB2xxxX February 06, 2021
When he heard the news that he got a 4.0 GPA last quarter, he rewarded himself with a nice, relaxing bower.
by skanpolo January 18, 2006
'bothered' - as made famous by Catherine Tate as her character Lauren on The Catherine Tate Show, BBC.
by princessconsuelabananahammock February 15, 2009
The best group of people in the world. Often associated with being GORGEOUS!! Be jealous of those who's last name is Bowers. Also, one of the founding families of the KKK.
by John Hefferson July 11, 2008
by Tommybrah November 25, 2014
by Stevo February 22, 2016
1. The illegitimate spawn of Tina Fey and Albert Einstein. Often used as a last name or derogatory term describing a person as such.
2. The cross between a science class and an incestuous hillbilly hoe down.
3. A reverse cougar displaying all the above qualities.
2. The cross between a science class and an incestuous hillbilly hoe down.
3. A reverse cougar displaying all the above qualities.
ex.1:
Stephen: What did you think of her?
Dylan: I'm not feeling it. She's a total bowers.
ex.2:
Deborah: Did you catch that party last night?
Tina: Didn't go. Heard it was a bowers rerun anyway.
Deborah: That's what you ask for when you mix drinks in a barn yard.
ex.3:
Chris: Look out! Bowers alert!
Eric: Relax, we way too young. I'd warn your dad though.
Stephen: What did you think of her?
Dylan: I'm not feeling it. She's a total bowers.
ex.2:
Deborah: Did you catch that party last night?
Tina: Didn't go. Heard it was a bowers rerun anyway.
Deborah: That's what you ask for when you mix drinks in a barn yard.
ex.3:
Chris: Look out! Bowers alert!
Eric: Relax, we way too young. I'd warn your dad though.
by Chris.Plum.Sen.Nim February 07, 2010