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1. The illegitimate spawn of Tina Fey and Albert Einstein. Often used as a last name or derogatory term describing a person as such.

2. The cross between a science class and an incestuous hillbilly hoe down.

3. A reverse cougar displaying all the above qualities.
ex.1:

Stephen: What did you think of her?
Dylan: I'm not feeling it. She's a total bowers.

ex.2:
Deborah: Did you catch that party last night?
Tina: Didn't go. Heard it was a bowers rerun anyway.
Deborah: That's what you ask for when you mix drinks in a barn yard.

ex.3:

Chris: Look out! Bowers alert!
Eric: Relax, we way too young. I'd warn your dad though.
Bowers by Chris.Plum.Sen.Nim February 6, 2010
Disappearing before an event or showing up late for a meet, the name came from the major of New Malden in the late 1800s.
Let's meet at 7pm for dinner, please be there Djetey, don't do a Bowers, like you're used to do
Bowers by Toucanium August 12, 2013
A bower is another term for 'lanky freak' who cannot handle excessive amounts of alcohol, wears dangly earrings to over compensate for his small rugby roger and runs around completely naked when told by his mates. His typical mating call is 'comeee on' or 'ya bastard'. Usually, bowers are loyal vegans however when they find Shrewsbury meat, all loyalty goes out the window.
I've pulled a bowers! I can't get my earrings in, sod it (passes out).
BOWERS by XxxxB2xxxX February 5, 2021
the scumy brownish ring of residue that acumilates around the base of the cock after a long night of gay butt-sex.
after fucking george hard in the ass all night I felt some slimey shit at the base of my cock. ahhh man I got the bowers.
Bowers by jeremy345 January 12, 2008
Somebody acting extremely stupid, using retarded voices and behaving like an unethical reject.
The boys were drawing attention to themselves by acting like complete bowers, and annoying everyone.
bowers by C.C.J. August 24, 2007
A huge, mis-shapen and somewhat sloppy turd that typically occurs after a particularly poor party and contains small nuggets of corn or peanuts, to add texture so one "feels it" on it's way out. Should never be used in conjunction with a "Cleveland Steamer" or a "Pittsurgh Platter."
bowers by the gypsy August 18, 2006