Bowers

The best group of people in the world. Often associated with being GORGEOUS!! Be jealous of those who's last name is Bowers. Also, one of the founding families of the KKK.

That Bethany is a real looker. Too bad she is a white supremicist.. She must be a Bowers

by John Hefferson July 7, 2008

Bowers

1. The illegitimate spawn of Tina Fey and Albert Einstein. Often used as a last name or derogatory term describing a person as such.

2. The cross between a science class and an incestuous hillbilly hoe down.

3. A reverse cougar displaying all the above qualities.

ex.1:

Stephen: What did you think of her?
Dylan: I'm not feeling it. She's a total bowers.

ex.2:
Deborah: Did you catch that party last night?
Tina: Didn't go. Heard it was a bowers rerun anyway.
Deborah: That's what you ask for when you mix drinks in a barn yard.

ex.3:

Chris: Look out! Bowers alert!
Eric: Relax, we way too young. I'd warn your dad though.

by Chris.Plum.Sen.Nim February 6, 2010

Bowers

Disappearing before an event or showing up late for a meet, the name came from the major of New Malden in the late 1800s.

Let's meet at 7pm for dinner, please be there Djetey, don't do a Bowers, like you're used to do

by Toucanium August 12, 2013

BOWERS

A bower is another term for 'lanky freak' who cannot handle excessive amounts of alcohol, wears dangly earrings to over compensate for his small rugby roger and runs around completely naked when told by his mates. His typical mating call is 'comeee on' or 'ya bastard'. Usually, bowers are loyal vegans however when they find Shrewsbury meat, all loyalty goes out the window.

I've pulled a bowers! I can't get my earrings in, sod it (passes out).

by XxxxB2xxxX February 5, 2021

Bowers

the scumy brownish ring of residue that acumilates around the base of the cock after a long night of gay butt-sex.

after fucking george hard in the ass all night I felt some slimey shit at the base of my cock. ahhh man I got the bowers.

by jeremy345 January 12, 2008

bowers

Somebody acting extremely stupid, using retarded voices and behaving like an unethical reject.

The boys were drawing attention to themselves by acting like complete bowers, and annoying everyone.

by C.C.J. August 24, 2007

bowers

A huge, mis-shapen and somewhat sloppy turd that typically occurs after a particularly poor party and contains small nuggets of corn or peanuts, to add texture so one "feels it" on it's way out. Should never be used in conjunction with a "Cleveland Steamer" or a "Pittsurgh Platter."

Oh man, I took one hell of a bowers this morning

by the gypsy August 18, 2006