bowel towel

Toilet paper

Juat nicking off to the shop to buy some bowel towel.

by Zonal K June 25, 2018

Bowel Towel

Noun; After taking a shit and being unaware that you are out of toilet paper, your next best option is to use a towel conveniently hung near the toilet.

"After Michael dropped a deuce, his next best option was the bowel towel hanging next to the tub."

by hansonpaulsey December 27, 2009

bowel towels

Toilet paper.

Grab me a few pages of the New York Times, please. We're out of bowel towels again.

by ICSHialeah August 10, 2009

bowel trowel

The phallus of a gentleman who is 'good with colours'.

"Christ I'm in pain here!"
"What is it Elton, are your piles playing up again?"
"No David it's me bowel trowel it's chaffed to buggery on me sequin kegs, get the vaseline would you."
Elton John's infamous backstage comments to life partner David Furnish, that were only transmitted, by some cruel trick of fate, on Iranian TV causing mass burings of his Lion King soundtrack and the slaughter of Tehran Zoo's pride of lions.
Oddly sequin imports to Iran increased by 1000% that year.

by Peter Cunningham May 19, 2008

tower bower

A person of the Muslum faith who has to pray in the direction of Mecca.

I think the person that moved in next door is a tower bower.

by mrkleen July 6, 2005

Tower Bower

A fictional automobile resemblant of a VW beetle, but six storeys high and equipped with seating on every level. Windshield is bullet proof (for an additional fee of $27) and spans the entire height of the car. Costs much less than a luxury sedan and very comfortably seats 24. Available in one of 17 different shades.

"We took the New England Patriots to their game in the Tower Bower yesterday."

by Jamie from Halifax January 8, 2009