That kid hiding in your mother's basement isn't a kid at all, that's the 20 to 30 something year old bowlheaded girl they think burned down the church. Back in school she would pull the fire alarms and say a boy in her class did it to get him in trouble.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.