Boutitness 

The numerical value of how bout it you is

Coon 1-bro how bout it is you
Coon 2-My boutitness is off the chain Ni🅱️🅱️a

Boutitness by 1800GETBLITZ March 7, 2018

Buttness

Life is full of things that are unnecessary, needlessly unpleasant, and stinky. Butts are one of them. We all have at least one in our lives. Buttness can be used to describe anything that is awkward, uncomfortable, and makes you say "Was that really necessary???" It feels most at home in situations where you look back and realize that there really was no good reason for what you just experienced.

"I hate this office, there's just so much buttness going on!"

"She's full of buttness, what's her problem!?"

"Ouch, *buttness* that hurt!"

Buttness by Mango#5 September 14, 2009

Bottness 

Bottness is how people call hot robots. Common for scientists.

That robot is a bottness, Imma ask her out!

Bottness by Gwibft August 25, 2013

Buttiness 

A severe disease that plagues many a person, causing them to stick their butts into situations in which they are not welcome. It has several side effects including but not limited to: big cheese behavior, denial, nubbiness, aggravation, bloatedness, and occasionally causes dislocation of head, when on an all calculator or stinky cheese diet.

1. Platey had buttiness but refused to believe in the disease's existence.
2. Raytea decided to use "slang" words since he thought he was a big enchilada.

Buttiness by saberscars May 25, 2011

Buttiness 

Adjective used to describe how a person or object is like a butt.

I can't stand that telephone operator's buttiness.

Buttiness by Helga Kay June 27, 2007

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020