Bouraguard

One of the Rarest names of all time. A guy that is very fashionable, handsome, sweet and thoughtful. Shy but confident, 2 traits that females crave over. Gets along with just about anyone and just about any type of girl is suited to him.

I met Bouraguard, and he was so amazing and dapper.

by Nupe11 January 1, 2017

Mike Bobaguard

A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic fork in the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.

"What the fuck there's a plastic fork in my pizza"
"That's such a Mike Bobaguard moment"

by wormfigure January 31, 2022

Brad bobaguard

Brad bobaguard is the type of person who would like to ask questions about the menu of a fast food restaurant. Normally these people call fast food places instead of actually going there - and these types of people do not actually have to be named Brad. All of the Brad's are named; Isaac. No other name, just Isaac and the last name being, 'why'

"I would like to ask a question about the menu."
"So you're saying you wanna pull a Brad bobaguard?"

by charriot February 19, 2022

Mike Bobaguard

A person in which who is represented as an alpha male, or considered one from a flock of handsome males. They are also considered to have well-sized schlongs

That guy is like Mike Bobaguard, what a guy!

by MikeMike768 March 13, 2023

Mike Bovaguard

Definition 1: A fake identity online
Definition 2: When a funny moment happens

1: "who just got added to the groupchat?"

"Mike Bovaguard of course"
2: "Damn i just ate dirt thinking it was pizza

"Hah what a Mike Bovaguard moment"

by eeeeeeee888888888 February 15, 2022

Mike Bobaguard

A man who lost his virginity to a horse when he was 12 years old.

I got Mike Bobaguarded when I was young.

by anonymous January 30, 2023

Mike Bobaguard

Mike Bobaguard is an inside joke from the youtuber named "IsaacWhy" He made An Appearance in the video "LTLVC2" 14 hours into the challenge "last to leave vc" vc is voice call.

he was calling a hawaiian pizza place saying he found a little plastic fork in his pizza and he already ate half and wondering if he could get another half for free now.

"why's there a plastic fork in your pizza"
"Thats so Mike Bobaguard!"

by anonymous August 7, 2023