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Bottom Gun

Bottom Gun: The opposite of Top Gun.

A pilot who flies a simple mission and fucks it up so badly that he almost kills himself while starting an international incident.

An example of this occurred on Tuesday March 14th 2023 when a Russian Su-27 fighter jet releases fuel as it approaches the rear of a U.S. Air Force MQ-9 drone in what the Pentagon says was "an unsafe and unprofessional intercept" over the Black Sea.

Analysis of the film footage of the incident showed such inept flying that analysts started calling the pilot “Bottom Gun” — essentially meaning that he would never be represented as a hero in a Tom Cruise Top Gun Movie.

Even though the actions of this pilot caused him to receive a medal; his “heroic efforts” also convinced NATO Allie’s to begin sending fighter jets to Ukraine.

It’s a lovely war.
That Russian pilot who flew the mission against our drone was Bottom Gun; what a fuck up — he’s lucky to be alive after that. He’s lucky that Drones don’t shoot back.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 20, 2023
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Top Gun 2: Power Bottom

The proposed title to the sequel of the movie "Top Gun", referencing the homosexual overtones of the original.
Have you seen Top Gun 2: Power Bottom? It's even fruitier than the original, and the original was super gay.
by SimonX October 16, 2018
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Bottomunism

The belief that Bottoms should be in government instead of Tops, whilst Bottomunists believe that Tops should not be allowed into governmental occupations, Versatiles are able to work in lower levels of the government, as they can be both a Bottom and a Top.
"What political belief do you follow?"

"I believe in Bottomunism."
by Aydn184 May 17, 2023
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