bottle shaming

Shaming someone for using a single-use plastic bottle, most often by pointing out how bad it is for the environment.

Bob has been bottle shaming me all week and keeps leaving snarky post-its on my Evian!

bottle shaming by Connie Servation June 15, 2017

Bottle shaming

Somebody shaming a bottle for its shape.

Carlos was bottle shaming jim's bottle because it was shaped as a pear.

Bottle shaming by Abbz Zrn October 24, 2023

Shaking the bottle 

Masturbation, wanking, fap

"Offan's mum caught him shaking the bottle last night"

Shaking the bottle by Peacefail March 9, 2009

Shaking the ketchup bottle 

Shaking the ketchup bottle is a euphemism for male masturbation. The metaphor comes from both the vigorous shaking motion applied to a ketchup bottle, and the "splooging" of ketchup when you've shaken it for long enough. Note: If what comes out is actually ketchup coloured, then you should very likely consult a doctor.

BRB - need to shake the ketchup bottle.

I was vigorously shaking the ketchup bottle last night.

I think I spent too long shaking the ketchup bottle - I'd ran out of ketchup by the time I was finished.

Shaking the ketchup bottle is a great way to pass the time.

Shaking the ketchup bottle by orangepony September 15, 2012