Boston Massacre

1.the hilarious killing of only a few idiots
2.Immense propaganda by Paul Revere
3. The Mets/ Red Sox World Series

the boston massacre is just bullsh*t

by a55h01e November 12, 2004

Boston Massacre

Overly publicized snowball fight in colonial America where a kid made fun of the Brits.

Did you know in the Boston Massacre only like 4 people were killed?

by Harman P. Kardon October 16, 2008

boston massacre

the sexual act of having forceful, unprotected sex with a partner, ejaculating inside them, then killing them. This act is illegal in all 50 states and is highly frowned upon elsewhere. The act is obviously named after the event where 5 Bostonians were killed by the British in 1770.

Guy1: dude I have to get out of here quickly.

Guy2: Why man?

Guy1: I just gave this girl a boston massacre and the cops are after me.

by dirtyman2010 July 14, 2009

Boston Red Sox Massacre

When the Boston Red Sox get completely demolished by the New York Yankees.

Did you see the Boston Red Sox Massacre last night?

by SaquonBeckhamJrsFan October 29, 2018