Boshday
Boshday n. (Bosch-Dae)
Sometimes incorrectly referred to as Sunday, this is a day recently rediscovered in missing bible pages found in the copy-room at the Vatican.
This day is dedicated to Boshing, usually resulting in an entire day spent in bed - being rude and lude, in the nude.
As shown in this excerpt:
Remember the Boshday, and keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the filthiest day, for respite and resting in thine bed, for many a shagging and to Bosh oneanother shall be done... sometimes with naps inbetween.
Sometimes incorrectly referred to as Sunday, this is a day recently rediscovered in missing bible pages found in the copy-room at the Vatican.
This day is dedicated to Boshing, usually resulting in an entire day spent in bed - being rude and lude, in the nude.
As shown in this excerpt:
Remember the Boshday, and keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the filthiest day, for respite and resting in thine bed, for many a shagging and to Bosh oneanother shall be done... sometimes with naps inbetween.
Example 1,
Jamie: Fancy a Boshday?
Sarah: Hell yeah, I've got some whipped cream and handcuffs at home, you bring a fake moustache and wetwipes.
Example 2,
Boss: Tim, can you come in to work today?
Tim: Hell no, this is Boshday, the Russian girls have just arrived and the sex-harness is up.
Boss: Oh.
Tim: You'll be lucky if I'm in this week at all..
Jamie: Fancy a Boshday?
Sarah: Hell yeah, I've got some whipped cream and handcuffs at home, you bring a fake moustache and wetwipes.
Example 2,
Boss: Tim, can you come in to work today?
Tim: Hell no, this is Boshday, the Russian girls have just arrived and the sex-harness is up.
Boss: Oh.
Tim: You'll be lucky if I'm in this week at all..
Boshday by J'aime Fererro August 25, 2011
