Bored of Peace

n. Humorously non-prestigious assemblage of despotic leaders of third-rate countries desperate to get on the good side of an even more despotic leader of a second-rate country.
Entry to the Golden Treehouse of Peace requires payment of a bazillion dollars to the World Saviour For a Thousand Lives and a pinky swear to always be faithful, not like those Canuck bumsters. The Bored of Peace plans to not only replace the United Nations, but will replace Fifa, and take over Vatican City so as to play the World Cup matches inside St. Peter's Basilica.

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I hear that Albania, Andorra and the USA are the only nations entered to compete for the Bored of Peace Newworld Order Championship. All three will get Gold Cups to appease the Supreme PresiPopeForLife.

Bored of Peace by gnostic3 January 23, 2026