Booty Hound 

A cute dog used to lure dates and/or sex, usually by young men in parks, beaches and other open public spaces. The booty hound is often a black lab or lab mix and named something like Max, Jack or Buddy, and is good at retrieving frisbees, tennis balls and handbags of unsuspecting females. The guy will also wrestle with Max, Jack, Buddy or whatever to show that he is sensitive, yet also athletic.

Where did Eric find a chick this hot?

He met her when he was walking Buddy at the dog park.

Booty hound strikes again.

Booty Hound by Senor Spooner July 27, 2011

Houdini Booty

When her ass disappears from a back view but reappears from a side view

Guy 1: Bro I thought her ass was flat but when I saw her from the side her ass was fat
Guy 2: Nice

Guy 1: Turns out she just had a Houdini Booty

Houdini Booty by Pen15Booty November 11, 2015

bootywounded 

The extreme, peak level of butthurt.

Guy 1: "Hey, what's wrong with Jonny? He's a sobbing wreck."
Guy 2: "Yea, he's super butthurt over the election."
Guy 1: "Butthurt is putting it mildly. No, he's definitely bootywounded."

bootywounded by JOTUN0621 November 5, 2020

bootywounded 

The extreme, peak level of butthurt.

Guy 1: "Hey, what's wrong with Jonny? He's a sobbing wreck."
Guy 2: "Yea, he's super butthurt over the election."
Guy 1: "Butthurt is putting it mildly. No, he's definitely bootywounded."

bootywounded by JOTUN0621 November 5, 2020

boobyhound 

A rabid animal that lusts for boobys

Girls need to watch out for boobyhounds

boobyhound by Foot pumpkin April 19, 2018