JOTUN0621's definitions

bootywounded

The extreme, peak level of butthurt.

Guy 1: "Hey, what's wrong with Jonny? He's a sobbing wreck."
Guy 2: "Yea, he's super butthurt over the election."
Guy 1: "Butthurt is putting it mildly. No, he's definitely bootywounded."

by JOTUN0621 November 5, 2020

sphincterslighted

A much more contagious strain of bootywound. Not quite as dire as being bootywounded but much more common.

Jonny was very, very upset but not quite bootywounded… more akin to sphincterslighted.

by JOTUN0621 May 10, 2023

bootywounded

The extreme, peak level of butthurt.

Guy 1: "Hey, what's wrong with Jonny? He's a sobbing wreck."
Guy 2: "Yea, he's super butthurt over the election."
Guy 1: "Butthurt is putting it mildly. No, he's definitely bootywounded."

by JOTUN0621 November 5, 2020