Booty Goggles

To be whipped by a stupid hoe, a conglomeration of "booty blind" and "beer goggles"

Man, steve sure is rockin' them booty goggles. He watched the notebook with his stupid hoe instead of gettin sloppy with the boys.

Booty Goggles by Rich Wyngreznezk January 29, 2007

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booty goggles

When a person starts to consider dating someone they would've dream of dating because of an extended dry spell.

Friend 1: I'm thinking about asking Mary out...
Friend 2: Dude you haven't gotta laid in 8 months, thats just your booty goggles talking.

booty goggles by macstudent47 July 9, 2009

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Bootygiggles

Looks like whether under Dimensia Joe or Cackles, Bootygiggles will be your next Veep!

Former mayor "Bootygiggles" may be installed as your next Vice President since 30/30Potato is afraid "Cackles" may have plans to either bump him off or send him up for examination via the 25th Amendment! Either way, Bootygiggles will end up as V.P. either under Cackles or Mr. Potato!

Bootygiggles by jayskind1 November 17, 2021

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Bootygiggles

The smirking face of your transportation secretary saying you should give up your car for an EV as gas hits $7 a gallon!

Little Petie Bootygiggles was joyous as he announced you can give up freedom and take public transportation or go up 160 miles in between 8 hour charge-ups on your EV. You'll surely save a lot of money, it will just take you 2 months to get to New York from LA he stated!

Bootygiggles by jayskind1 March 8, 2022

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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