A person who will compulsively argue with you no matter what your opinion is. Derived from a guy like this who always wore the same ugly black toque everyday.
person 1: (sees really hot girl in a bar) dude, check out that chick over there, got to be the hottest girl in the whole bar.
person 2: meh she's okay
Person 1: quit being such a black toque!
When a person starts to consider dating someone they would've dream of dating because of an extended dry spell.
Friend 1: I'm thinking about asking Mary out...
Friend 2: Dude you haven't gotta laid in 8 months, thats just your booty goggles talking.