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The name is inspired by the song 'Cigarette Daydream' by Cage The Elephant
To perform the act, a female will lower her bootylicious self onto her partners face, so they can perform oral sex. The receiver can smoke a cigarette whilst this is happening. Or alternatively, apply intense 'booty pressure' to her partners face, to make them feel mildly light headed, perhaps like they have just smoked a cigarette.
DISCLAIMER - Apply 'booty pressure' at your own discretion, I will not be liable for any brain damage/ death / or medical issues caused by this.
Dude: Bro, it reeks of tobacco in here. I thought you only burned weed?
Bro: Dude, I hooked up with a Cage The Elephant fangirl
Dude: she smoked a cig whilst on your face?
Bro: yeah boi
Cigarette Bootydream defined is: female will lower her bootylicious self onto her partners face, so they can perform oral sex. The receiver can smoke a cigarette whilst this is happening. Or alternatively, apply intense 'booty pressure' to her partners face, to make them feel mildly light headed, perhaps like they have just smoked a cigarette.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'