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boot to the head 

What Albert Muldoon left to his family and friends in his will after he died. He gave very many to his sister and her husband
reader-" to my alcoholic brother I leave three crates of my finest whisky"

brother-"really?"

reader-"and a boot to the head -boots- and one more for jenny and the wimp - boots- -boots-"
boot to the head by Jordiotto1 December 12, 2009

Heli-Boot 

The act of projectile vomiting while simultaneously spinning around in a circle with arms outstretched, so that one's vomit sufficiently covers the entirety of the surrounding area.
(Broseph Stalin) Holy Sh!t! What the hell happened to this bathroom?!?!

(The Broletariat) Oh, James was super drunk and booted.

(Brosheph Stalin) Damn! He must have heli-booted because he covered everything from the mirror to the shower curtain. Oh god its on the wall too!

Old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head 

a girls face that's leathered from excessive makeup or tanning
That broads face looks like old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head

Dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine 

Person 1: You're gay
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

Gave her the boot 

break up with her/him
She kept busting my balls, so I gave her the boot! She was all about the drama, so I gave her the boot!
Gave her the boot by tvbadguy April 5, 2010

Take The x3 Stroot Boot Stroot Boot x3 Theory Out Of Here 

Take The x3 Stroot Boot Stroot Boot x3 Theory Out Of Here
Take The x3 Stroot Boot Stroot Boot x3 Theory Out Of Here