Boomhauered 

The point of drunk wherein your words begin to get straight up rambled and incoherent (named for the charecter of similar speech patterns from "King of the Hill")

-"Yeah girl, aintryanythindrofrea dofreahffs..."

-"Damn, you're starting to get straight up Boomhauered"

Boomhauered by Lana and Shanice are lushes April 22, 2009

Boomhauer 

One of Hank Hill's friends on the animated show, King of the Hill. He has an unusual way of talking that some think is gibberish.

Boomhauer often begins a sentence with:
"Tell you what, man, dang ol'..."

Boomhauer by Brick Wall December 28, 2004

Boomhauer 

A person who rambles incessantly yet is incapable of verbally conveying an idea.

The meeting was going fine until Boomhauer started babbling about the cigarette machine. That's when Johnson got up and left.

Boomhauer by Mark VZ May 17, 2006

Boomhauer 

A stereotypical personification of a person's race, community, demographic or profession.

"A thick east coast accent, all-black designer clothes, AND hailing a taxi- what a boomhauer!"

"That's a boomhauer of a computer geek over there! Pocket protector and all."

Boomhauer by AvH January 29, 2008

Boomhauer Accent 

Talking fast in a Cajun/redneck/country slang way that is mostly in incomprehensible and slurred phrases such as "dad gum" "dang ol" and "yeah man talkin about"

I couldn't tell you what Chet was trying to say with that Boomhauer Accent he's g

Boomhauer Accent by BluntBeauty March 22, 2023

Boomhauer 

When someone parks a vehicle crooked in a parking spot, usually taking up two or three parking spaces.

There's too many boomhauers in this parking lot and that's why we can't park here!

Boomhauer by JJBullfrog December 12, 2024