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Book Fair

That one thing that schools do where nobody actually gets books, and everyone just gets a UV pen or something like that because usually all the books they have are shit.
Person 1: Hey dude what did you get at the book fair, I got an eraser that looks like a phone.
Person 2: Nice, I got a UV pen!
by pro urban May 9, 2022
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Book fairy

Sierra's a damn fine book fairy.
by sierrathebookfairy June 7, 2009
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The Book Of Fairy Tales

A book filled with imaginary stories that some people for some reason believe. Also causes wars. AKA the Bible.
Fred: I love the Bible! It teaches us such great thing!

Bob: You mean like how to start wars?

Fred: Exactly! I don't care how true that is I will always believe in The Book Of Fairy Tales!
by /b/ro May 17, 2009
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full as a fairy's phone book

Drunk, or bloated from eating too much.
"Man, you were putting away those martinis and pork pies like nobody's business last night."
"Uh huh. By the end I was as full as a fairy's phone book."
"God damn."
by Magogigle October 23, 2009
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Scholastic Bookfair

A shitshow full of books and other trinkets.Most fucktards get the trinkets just to be cool when the books watch and learn.Most kids get the books with fucking legos.Thats the only book they like
Bruce: Yay its our time for the Scholastic Bookfair!!
Johnson: Im going for the lego books!
by Boomfuckalacka October 29, 2019
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