Book Fair 

That one thing that schools do where nobody actually gets books, and everyone just gets a UV pen or something like that because usually all the books they have are shit.

Person 1: Hey dude what did you get at the book fair, I got an eraser that looks like a phone.
Person 2: Nice, I got a UV pen!

Book Fair by pro urban May 9, 2022

Book fairy 

A librarian; or sometimes a sexy bookworm.

Sierra's a damn fine book fairy.

Book fairy by sierrathebookfairy June 7, 2009

The Book Of Fairy Tales 

A book filled with imaginary stories that some people for some reason believe. Also causes wars. AKA the Bible.

Fred: I love the Bible! It teaches us such great thing!

Bob: You mean like how to start wars?

Fred: Exactly! I don't care how true that is I will always believe in The Book Of Fairy Tales!

The Book Of Fairy Tales by /b/ro May 17, 2009

full as a fairy's phone book 

Drunk, or bloated from eating too much.

"Man, you were putting away those martinis and pork pies like nobody's business last night."
"Uh huh. By the end I was as full as a fairy's phone book."
"God damn."

full as a fairy's phone book by Magogigle October 23, 2009

Scholastic Bookfair 

A shitshow full of books and other trinkets.Most fucktards get the trinkets just to be cool when the books watch and learn.Most kids get the books with fucking legos.Thats the only book they like

Bruce: Yay its our time for the Scholastic Bookfair!!
Johnson: Im going for the lego books!

Scholastic Bookfair by Boomfuckalacka October 29, 2019