Boob curtain

When your hair is so long and luscious that you can pose naked in photos and it covers your boobs

Hillary wants her hair so long, she can have a boob curtain.

by CinnamonSeudonym February 1, 2019

boob curtains

those unnecessary flowy straps on dresses that go over the straps that are already there. they can also be found without the regular straps, so the dress is held up simply by the boob curtains.

they're usually sheer and curtain-like, hence the term: boob curtains.

I went to the store to buy a dress, but they all had boob curtains!

by twinklebean85 January 2, 2007

Boob Curtians

Hair strands long enough to cover a girls breast's

Chad : Last night I was in lying Michelle's bed rubbing my cock and she then came into the room brushing her Boob Curtians!
Craig : Shit dude your so lucky!
Chad : Yeah then she rubbed her Boob Curtians all over my cock and I came all over her!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Craig : What the fuck's his problem?
Chad : Probally misses Michelle's Boob Curtians!
Craig : Yeah I sure would! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : Dude quit jacking off to Michelle's Boob Curtians!
Mark : (sniff) (sniff)
Chad : And you quit crying like the little bitch you are!

by SlopNChop November 14, 2018