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Asa Bongoy 

A fortnite character who reminds students of a teacher.

LOL

Asaaaaa
Asa Bongoy is here.
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Bongbong Marcos 

Tagilid ang nguso dahil sa cocaine. Inutil.
Ay pre ingat ka sa Ilocos madaming magnanakaw dun. Matik pag tabingi ang nguso na kamuka ni Kuya Wil si Bongbong Marcos yun.
Bongbong Marcos by Tipzzzz December 17, 2021

Bongbong Marcos 

Anak ng diktador na madaming uto-utong fans sa Camarines Norte, na mahilig sa fake news.
Ferdinand: Nakawan mo ang Pinas anak, walang magagawa ang mga yan kasi mga bobo ang mga Bongbong Marcos supporters.
Bongbong Marcos by Klong ning Bicol November 6, 2021

BongBong Marcos 

A degree-less Filipino politician that wants to regain power to his criminal family
Known to be a tax evader, a coward, a massive liar, a person who has no real achievements and a plan-less person devoted to "unity"
its sad to see people voting for BongBong Marcos considering he is a bad politician
Guy: I got bonoboy'd by Cecilia

Other Guy: I'm sorry
Bonoboy by EvilBunnyRabbit June 28, 2014

Pulling a BongBong

When you can't accept political defeat so you keep protesting results up to the Supreme Court until you reach the next elections still clinging to your belief that you were cheated.
Trump is Pulling a BongBong. Hopefully he won't keep it up for 4 years.
Pulling a BongBong by Chibble bibble November 17, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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