Bongolian Butt-noid Share definition Flag A sidekick, usually your best friend. Someone who is worshipped by the people of Bongolia. My best friend, Allen, is a Bongolian Butt-noid. Bongolian Butt-noid by Scooter Scotch February 2, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Bongolian Butt-noid mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch