Bongo Breek 

Bongo Break is the word that will solve all of your problems in an instant. It's used when you're feeling really shitty and you just want to roar or if you have accomplished something very big, this is the right word to yell out.

"Dude, my fridge is empty and all i can see is a void of darkness."
"Toni, *sigh* just yell Bongo reek and it will all be good."
"BONGOOOOOOOOO BREEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!"
"Thanks, Dennis it worked shouting *Bongo Breek*."
"If your name is Dennis, you have a big brain and belly."

Bongo Breek by Yukej December 11, 2017

Bonzo Breakfast

A breakfast of champions. A morning meal consisting of four quadruple vodkas and a ham sandwich.
Only recorded Bonzo Breakfast resulted in the death of famous Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham, for whom which the endeavor was named after.
John Bonham is considered a professional at his work and the Bonzo Breakfast should not be attempted by anyone.

"I had to get to class in a hurry, so I had a quick Bonzo Breakfast!"

"A Bonzo Breakfast a day keeps the doctor away."

"Nothing starts or ends the day right like a Bonzo Breakfast!"

"4 out of 5 doctors reccomend the Bonzo Breakfast. Normal results of the Bonzo Breakfast result in high blood pressure, blackouts, and sometimes death."

"The ham sandwich was so good, but the quadruple shots really hit the spot!"

Bonzo Breakfast by Pip the legend October 20, 2008

bong break 

same thing as a cigarette break but with weed and a bong

I'm going for a bong break bitch.

bong break by jbone1 April 7, 2008

bong break 

same thing as a cigarette break but with weed and a bong

I'm going for a bong break bitch.

bong break by jbone1 April 7, 2008

Break the Bong

A phrase used to describe a really bad situation brought on by surprise.

Traditional use:
Cop - "Good evening boys, what are you up to?"
Jake - "Break the bong."

Modern use:
Jake - "Didn't you mack on Beth?"
Rad - "Haha yah I did man."
Jake - "Isn't that the reason her and Dan broke up?"
Rad - "Right again."
Jake - "Shit, break the bong, Dan is coming down the hall."

Break the Bong by Jeremy Pettapiece November 8, 2007