Bong Phased 

A common after effect of marijuana. A state of mind in which you are not ready for any kind of thinking. Usually noticed a day after smoking when one feels "funny" or "confused".

Dude 1- Hey man, why is Wes asking me math questions from his homework? Isn't he a math major?
Dude 2- Yeah, but I think he's still a little bong phased from smoking with me last night.

Bong Phased by weso548 September 16, 2009

bongphasema 

a weakening of the lungs, caused by punching too many large, juicy cones from a bong. Symptoms include: wheezing, coughing and shortness of breath.

bro, i HATE climbing stairs, i've got bongphasema so bad.

bongphasema by politically incorrect R8 March 24, 2010